I have relatives coming in an hour and I haven’t done anything other than checking my Tumblr
How many are gay and single tho?
How many are gay period? I can work with a married man
how many want to get sucked up?
how many aint got no kids?
how many have a subpar home security system
Questions that need answers!!
I want a superhero movie where the hero dies in the first ten minutes and the woman who was supposed to be the love interest puts on his costume and becomes an even better hero.
I want all of the advertising to be for the hero and none of the marketing to even allude to this death.
i just really hope all of you find someone who is really cool that you can love and have sex with and all that shit but you can also talk politics and about evolution. someone you don’t cling to at parties but you nonchalantly grab their ass when you walk by them in the crowd and someone you reach for at 2am in between dreams to cuddle.