Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
[Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]
do you think clouds look down on people and think “that ones shaped like an idiot”
When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant that I threw everything that was visible into somewhere that wasn’t visible